Danielle Herzog

Danielle Herzog

 

Okay, I think you’re catching on to my Feel-Good-Fabulousness-Factor-Fridays!  This week is another fab-u-lous guest you’ll love. Forget all the shootings and stupid, naked people laying down in the middle of a traffic jam.  My guest will have you laughing after the first sentence.  I started admiring Danielle’s work as a blogger and have since gotten the pleasure to meet her, too.  She’s hysterically funny, sweet, helpful, and less than one drink away from a snarky, fun comment.  I absolutely adore her words on paper and in person.  It is quite a privilege to have even scored an interview with her as she’s becoming a regular local celeb!  How cool is that?
So without further ado, meet Danielle of Martinis and Minivans!
What is your biggest annoyance/pet peeve?  (Be sure to explain yourself in full detail so we can be frustrated with you!)
My biggest pet peeve is people who don’t eat junk food. How is that even possible? I mean, seriously, do they not feel the earth’s pull towards a Little Debbie snack cake. It’s just a pathetic way to live your life.
If you had super hero powers, what would be your first act in fixing the world? (world peace comes to mind – lol)
 
Let me set the record straight. If I had a super hero power, my first act would not be fixing the world. My power would be to create caffeine and alcohol with the flick of my wrist. It might not save the world, but it would drastically help my parenting.
 
What’s the best advice you’ve ever gotten and who bestowed it upon you?
You can still make a baby with your socks on – my grandmother.
 
What’s your Guilty Pleasure (scrogging or Facebook stalking are both completely acceptable answers – lol)?
Well obviously it’s drinking caffeine and alcohol while eating Little Debbie snack cakes. Other than that, anything that involves not having to watch Disney Jr.
 
If you have a business or a cause you’d like to promote, add your link here or attach a picture and give me a description.  (It’s okay if it’s simply to Spay and Neuter your Pets!) 
I’m in the middle of pitching my first novel so I’d love as many supporters of that! It’s about what happens when a 30-year-old recently divorced woman accepts the challenge by her therapist to follow the advice from each of her nosy and hilarious 80-year-old grandmother’s letters.
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If there’s anything you’d like to add, here’s your chance to put it out to the world:
Come stop by and say hello on my blog -Martinis and Minivans.  And I’m constantly dolling out the sarcasm on Facebook and Twitter. You can check me out there too! FB: www.facebook.com/martinisandminivans
Just so we’re all clear:  she’s worth the likes!  She makes me laugh every. single. day.  And who doesn’t need that????
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Got a response for Danielle?  Want to wish her well on her book?  Or want to help share her with the world?  Well, go ahead! :)